we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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