I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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