i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
My pussy is not your playground.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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