I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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