btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Randomize
