youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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