im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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