he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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