miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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