definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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