Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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