Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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