just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
is your mom at the bar?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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