the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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