Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
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