I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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