Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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