My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
