Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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