my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Alive.
So much puke
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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