Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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