Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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