you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Randomize
