we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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