Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Shame is for Republicans.
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