I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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