i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
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