You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
