Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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