Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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