The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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