Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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