1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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