She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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