you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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