You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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