So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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