Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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