oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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