bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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