It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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