problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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