arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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