I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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