Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
Randomize
