new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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