sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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