lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
