never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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