i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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