Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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