One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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